Hello, and welcome to Tutu’s cooking show. Today I will be teaching you how to make baguettes!

You will need some essential baking utensils, such as a stand mixer, a bowl, an iPad, a spoon, ingredients, and most importantly, a hibiscus flower! Your owner will not mind if you take them without asking. Let’s get started.

Grab your flour and bowl.

Pour some flour into the bowl. You can put in as much as you want. It is most desirable if you use up the whole box. It will make your owner very happy!

Then put the bowl on the stand mixer and mix it for 2 seconds. We kittens have no patience!

Then get some eggs and a spoon. Good thing I didn’t mention what happened to the chicken…. he he … wait. Um, please, just ignore that last sentence. He he.

Then mix in the eggs. It is okay if you put in the shells, it adds bird flavor and crunch.

Then taste your mixture. *Lick lick* Bleah!

I quit! This is too hard. Now’s it’s time to take a surprise shopping trip!

Ahem. May I please have a baguette? What? You don’t understand kitten talk? Of course I want one! Yes, yes, thank you!

And there you have it! How to make your own baguette! Here’s a quick tip:

• Buy it from someone who knows what they’re doing.

Whew! I’m glad that’s done. Now I can eat this baguette. Normally Grace doesn’t give me treats but I convinced her because I had a cooking show.

I wonder if the dogs next door will eat this egg/flour mixture…

Stay glamorous!

– Tutu ♥